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TH*NK*NG
(FLUFF)
by Fred
Cederholm
Economic Analysis
Column
Columnist, Baltimore
Chronicle & Sentinel
June 11, 2007
I’ve
been thinking about fluff. Actually I’ve been thinking about
distractions/diversions, the news, global conflicts, immigration, the
presidential debates, investments, and “the Golden K.” Anyone
familiar with my columns knows that I am a CPA, forensic accountant, and
a news junkie who vents his frustrations and concerns about events,
policies, and topics in the effort to alert and to inform my readers.
You
see accounting trains you to achieve fair presentations, to seek
substance over form, and to disclose an overview of what is real and
important. Fluff, on the other hand, is whipping, frothing, and spinning
the insignificant or the inconsequential in the effort to distract/
divert attention. Given the excess of newsprint, airtime, and web space
devoted over the weekend, one might TH*NK our planet hung in the balance
on the pathetic saga of “poor” Paris Hilton’s return to jailed
custody. Fluffers are highly active in “segments” of the motion
picture industry, the news media, politics, product marketing, and
investment decisions. Fluffers are everywhere because, face it, fluff
sells.
In
the preparing/ researching this column a “Google” news search
revealed 9,100 news entries about the 2007 Immigration Bill, 4,800,
entries about the Paris re-incarceration, 4,100 entries about the G8
summit in Germany, 1,800 entries about Putin’s threatened missile
posturing and a possible return of the “Cold War,” 980 entries about
the 2008 presidential debates, 540 entries about the opening of
“Oceans 13,” 380 entries about ousting US Joint Chiefs of Staff
Chairman Pace, and barely 90 entries about Turkey’s recent amassing of
250,000 troops along the Iraqi border.
We
have upwards to 170,000 young service men and women now actively serving
in Iraq. Their situation is already perilous given the violence within
the confines of the occupied zones and borders. Last week’s amassing
of a quarter of a million Turkish troops on the Iraqi border (plus any
completely undisclosed equivalent by Iran) should certainly be more
newsworthy than the miniscule coverage it received this weekend. Did
everyone forget what happened on June 25, 1950 in Korea?
The
compromise of the recent bipartisan immigration “fix” did come in
first in this non- scientific ranking of what was newsworthy - but
only selectively so. The public’s support for this “fix” is
minimal and the lame fluff attempts by its supporters are waning. The
Coburn amendment (Senator Tom Coburn R-Oklahoma) which would require the
US to enforce existing immigration laws was shot down on June 7th
when 54 US Senators effectively voted not to enforce the US laws.
Thus
far in this earliest ever run for the White House in 2008, there have
been four debates of the candidates – two for each of the two major
political parties. There are already upwards to twenty candidates –
both declared plus a couple more lurking in the wings. If you watched
the debates, or read the on-line transcripts of what was said, you were
probably under-whelmed by both message and performance. Most danced
around the issues/ problems facing this nation and even fewer proposed
any solutions what-so-ever! The two noteworthy exceptions were former
Senator Mike Gravel (D-Alaska) and Representative Ron Paul (R-Texas).
These two were clearly not the ones favored by the party power brokers,
or the media – despite their highly exceptional showings in the
subsequent polling of who scored best on identifying the issues and
proposing the solutions.
Last
week the equity markets continued their highly volatile roller coaster
spiking and dipping. Many financial pundits “explanations” behind
the swings went beyond fluff to boarder on the ludicrous. Were the
markets not both over-bought AND over-sold but shared trading valuations
based upon some historical norms of their asset worthiness, or the
predictable future cash flows from earnings; trading pricing and
transactional volumes we saw would have some “semblance” of order.
The
late Clara Peller had her 15 minutes of fame by “fluffing” the
question “Where’s the beef?” Remember that terms of fluff, the
questions are twofold: Where’s the substance? And… what’s the
complaint? I’m Fred Cederholm and I’ve been
thinking. You should be thinking, too.

© 2007 Fred Cederholm
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