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TH*NK*NG
(WRITE-OFFS)
by Fred
Cederholm
Economic Analysis
Column
Columnist, Baltimore
Chronicle & Sentinel
November 11, 2007
I’ve been
thinking about write-offs. Actually I’ve been thinking about
BILLIONS, Sub-prime/ Alt A mortgages, banks, the former S& Ls
crisis, billions, and déjà vu. The late Illinois Senator Everett
Dirksen, a great orator, is perhaps most frequently remembered for
his quip: “A BILLION here, a BILLION there and pretty soon
you’re talking real money.” Dirksen was playing on the fact
that you reach a point where dollar amounts become so large, they
have little relevance or meaning - unless they are broken down,
pro-rated, and allocated to where they impact individual or
household levels.
You see last week
saw more headlines involving the write-offs of investments in
mortgage derivatives in the TENS of BILLIONS by still more banks
and brokerage houses. In the US, front page ink shifted from
Citibank to Wachovia, our seventh largest banking group. Be (un)rest
assured, there will be far more ten,
eleven, or twelve figure hits to yet other banks, pension
funds, mutual funds, and insurance company portfolios! Huge losses
to date haven’t scratched the surface, trust me on this.
There are a
couple reasons for delaying/ breaking-up the announcements into
bite sized billion chunks. First, there is identifying the
investments. These were packaged in all shapes, sizes, and
formats. One may TH*NK they don’t have any exposure, but as
analysts (and auditors) dig deeper; these surface in hedge funds,
mutual funds, money market funds, insurance company portfolios -
you name it. Second, even if identified as CDO based, debates
wrangle over valuation. Since most of them appear to be
“amorphous globs of anonymous fungible debt” - NOT identified
to specific properties or mortgages which might have some residual
or cadaver value – the valuation becomes an all (par) or nothing
(zero) proposition. Besides, nobody wants to acknowledge such a
hit until they absolutely have to do it.
The “politics
of panic control” is the biggest reason for spoon feeding this
debacle to the public in bite sized billions. If they could
quantify the ultimate total losses (I’m certain some
super-dome-ball-park figure is being bantered about behind closed
doors), the global public just couldn’t deal with it, the equity
markets would tank, and the world’s intertwined banking/
financial systems would collapse. The bite sized billions approach
may unnerve the public, but at least there is a perception that
the problem is being addressed and dealt with. And… nobody has
been forced out of business, into receivership, insolvency, or
liquidation – not yet anyway. Bite sized billions in write-offs
just can work miracles.
When I worked on
the last bank and S&L debacle now 20 years ago, I saw first
hand the games played in delaying the inevitable. That crisis was
swept under the rug during the early 1980’s for at least 4 to 5
years. The regulatory bodies knew the S&Ls were hemorghing.
They had lent money long term at fixed rates, and funded those
loans with short term deposits that ended up costing them more
than the loans generated - a negative spread. You almost knew to
the day/ hour when insolvency would hit. To buy time, the
S&L’s were deregulated and got into lending beyond their
mission or understanding. Such loans went bad from the get go and
should have been written off, but write-offs accelerated
insolvencies.
I reviewed
examinations where hundreds of “sub-standard, doubtful, or
loss” loans were actually classified “special mention,” the
highest (most negative) classification not requiring any
write-off. When I pursued the WHY behind this anomaly, I was told
again and again “there was to be no classification of assets
that would adversely affect capital.” Institutions were only
“required” to write-off only what they could afford to do
without hitting insolvency, a mandated take over, or liquidation.
Delaying problem resolution ends in upping the final costs. I can
see the same misguided propaganda approach being used now with
these CDO write-offs. “A billion here a billion there… not to
worry. These bite size billions we can swallow… no problem!”
(That is… until somebody finally chokes and the whole system
croaks.) I’m Fred Cederholm and I’ve been thinking. You should
be thinking, too.

© 2007 Fred Cederholm
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