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Empires
are destined to fall. Fed Chairman Nero - aka Ben Bernanke - has
stated in advance, his willingness to fiddle while Rome burns.
“The contrast between the 1970s and today is very marked,”
our Financial Caesar informs us. “Back then, we had high
inflation expectations.” In this essay, Justice Litle explains
that while we may not be reliving the last days of Ancient Rome,
sometimes it sure does feels like it.
“The
Latin "panem et circenses" (literally "bread and
circuses") is a derogatory phrase which can describe either
government policies to pacify the citizenry, or the shallow,
decadent desires of that same citizenry. In both cases, it
refers to low-cost, low-quality, high-availability food and
entertainment.”
--
Wikipedia
As you probably know, Thanksgiving is followed by the busiest
shopping day of the year. “Black
Friday” is widely known as such because it is the first day of
the year for many retailers to book a profit. They make a loss
on the first ten months and then clean up in the final stretch.
That’s the plan, at least.
Following
this year’s Black Friday, a story was reported under the
waggish headline: “Season’s Beatings.” At a South Florida
electronics store with a deliciously awful name - BrandsMart USA
- a 73-year-old woman was trampled. According to the local
paper, “The crowd of shoppers…angry at being forced to wait
by security personnel…pushed their way under the security gate
and down a hallway into the store.”
‘Crowd’
is an overly polite choice of words in this case; ‘Mob’
would probably be more accurate. Poor Josephine Hoffman, the
73-year-old in question, never stood a chance. “I was trying
to get out of the way, but they knocked me down,” she said.
“I hit my head on the floor, and people stepped on me…I
don’t understand why people do these things.”
Apparently
they do it for the discounts. The mob knew that Black Friday
would be chock full of bargains, and there was no time for
civility - even if someone’s grandmother had to pay the price.
“There
is more than enough for everybody. The sale is going on all
day,” a BrandsMart manager shouted. “We have your money out
here. We need to go to other stores,” an angry mob leader
shouted back.
In
other words: We’ve got the bread. Now give us our damn
circuses. Panem Et Circenses.
“Dear
Lord,” your editor mutters to himself.
“Are these people even human? All that’s missing are
the bearskin pelts and bones in their noses. Like the raiding
hordes - Visigoths sacking the coliseum.”
We
may not be reliving the last days of Ancient Rome, but it sure
feels like it. If Juvenal were here, he’d be quoting Yogi
Berra: “Déjà vu all over again.” The sacking of BrandsMart
has transfixed us.
The
Roman fixation has another likely source: We recently finished
Bill’s and Addison’s new book, Empire of Debt. But if
that’s all there is to it, why are the parallels so striking?
And so ubiquitous?
It
is not just the wolven shoppers howling for discounts that
intrigue us, but also the rivers of “bread,” i.e. paper
money, flowing through the streets. Goldman Sachs is reportedly
handing out more than $500,000 worth of Christmas bonuses per
employee. Corporations in general are embarking on the grandest
series of dividend payouts and share buybacks in financial
history. American consumers withdrew $600 billion from their
homes in 2004 - and likely a good chunk more in 2005. Emperors
of old juiced the money supply by reducing precious metal
content in the coins. How easy the job becomes when there is no
content at all!
More
convenient still, Fed Chairman Nero - aka Ben Bernanke - has
stated in advance, his willingness to fiddle while Rome burns.
“The contrast between the 1970s and today is very marked,”
our Financial Caesar informs us. “Back then, we had high
inflation expectations.” (As if there are no such expectations
today, good Caesar? Someone kindly inform the gold market.)
The
curiosities continue to pile up: Yet another oddity is the
strange turn the media has taken. Everywhere you look, the
establishment press seems to be cribbing notes from Agora
Financial. USA Today has baldly compared America to Ancient
Rome. The Washington Post recently spoke of financial MADness,
drawing on the selfsame analogy employed by Outstanding
Investments six months ago. And just this week, the Financial
Times declared, “Decadent America must give up Imperial
Ambitions.” Why? Too expensive, of course. Sound familiar?
All
this is more than enough to raise an eyebrow. With the price of
gold around $500, it is enough to raise two eyebrows. But a
piece de resistance is still needed. To really send a shiver up
the spine - to get that eerie feeling of twilight in the bones -
a mysterious sign is required. Some innocuous, yet portentous
omen that highlights recent events, hints at the future, and
speaks truth to power, preferably all at the same time. This
Associated Press snippet does the trick:
“Nov
28th, Washington. A basketball-sized piece of marble molding
fell from the façade over the entrance to the Supreme Court,
landing on the steps near visitors waiting to enter the
building. No one was injured when the stone fell.”
If
only stones could talk. What might this one say? If it were a
particularly erudite stone, perhaps it would whisper poetry to
an attentive ear. “I am Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon
my works, Ye Mighty, and Despair.”

© 2005 Justice Litle, Outstanding Investments
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Justice Litle is an editor of Outstanding
Investments. He has worked with soybean farmers, cattle
ranchers, energy consultants, currency hedgers, scrap metal
dealers and everything in between, including multiple hedge
funds. Mr. Litle also acted as head trader for a private equity
partnership, and made contributions to Trend Following: How
Great Traders Make Millions in Up or Down Markets, a popular
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